EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

First off... i would like to apologise from the bottom of my heart of hearts ... ... that sounded straighter in my head... seriously. Anyways... im sorry about the biggest delay in and upday ever, but in my defense, and bandey, the co-founder of this blog will concur, i was a victim of a mass conspiracy put into action by the target of this blog... jumanji. i was .. juhhaabee'd its a variation of the wahhaabee people.. ... .... somewhat. more on the conspiracy later.

As a "please forgive me" piece i have for all you faithful jumajiwar readers and hardcore jumanji haters and anyone who mistakenly falls on to this page... an exclusive interview with the man himself. No, not Al Pacino dammit.. Jumanji.

This hour long interview was taken by bandey and yours truly, after much persuasion and a bit of intimidation.

GUNGRAVE = Iya
Krsnik = Jumanji
-brothers in arms- = bandey


G U N G R A V E: i added him
G U N G R A V E: damn internet
G U N G R A V E: JMANJI!
KrsNik: hmm
G U N G R A V E: this is very easy
- brothers.in.ar: JUMAAANJIII!!!
G U N G R A V E: we ask u a bunch of questions n u answer
G U N G R A V E: so...
G U N G R A V E: what do u say abt the blog?
KrsNik: u guys need to get laid
G U N G R A V E: dude, u know that i get regular lovin'
- brothers.in.ar: yea, man, seriously...
G U N G R A V E: who needs to get laid now?
KrsNik: :(
KrsNik: i do
KrsNik: next qn pls?
- brothers.in.ar:how does it feel to have such a huge gay fan base?
G U N G R A V E: how DOES it feel to have a huge gay fanbase?
KrsNik: the fact that it was never MY doin... to hav such a big (gay)fan base....... (WTF!!!)
KrsNik: (ready to cut my wrists!)
- brothers.in.ar: does the raping of the chickens have anything to do with your controversial break up with man with buruga?
KrsNik: errr.... (cud we take that out of the interview pleas?)
G U N G R A V E: how about NO
G U N G R A V E: u freak!
KrsNik: damn!
G U N G R A V E: answer the DAMN QUESTION!!
KrsNik: well wat can i say.... U are the almighty!!! u say i did it... so even if i deny.. does it make any difference!!!! HUH!!
G U N G R A V E: KARAM!
KrsNik: SOooo its u alone
- brothers.in.ar: NEVER!!
- brothers.in.ar: we ownt change anything
- brothers.in.ar: well put this all up
- brothers.in.ar: dont worry
KrsNik: i thought that wud happen
KrsNik: i knw u wud.... QUEERS!!
G U N G R A V E: isnt that a bit harsh? is that nesecary?
KrsNik: QUEERS!!!
G U N G R A V E: ok, thats it!
G U N G R A V E: we tried to be reasonable
G U N G R A V E: but wud u co operate?
G U N G R A V E: nooooooooooo
KrsNik: U are REASONABLE!!!??!!
KrsNik: U CALL THAT REASONABLE!!!!
G U N G R A V E: what?
G U N G R A V E: when have i been NOT reasonable?
KrsNik: USING ME FOR UR FREAKISHLY TWISTED PLEASURE TO MOCK ME!!!!
KrsNik: DEMEAN ME!!!!
KrsNik: U think thats reasonable?
G U N G R A V E: if passing time is twisted pleasure, then v r all freaks
KrsNik: hmmm
G U N G R A V E: we hav never "demeaned' you
G U N G R A V E: YOU ARE FAMOUS!!!!
- brothers.in.ar: yeah
KrsNik: FOR THE "GAY" SOCIETY!!!!
G U N G R A V E: HEY!!! the gay ppl are still ppl
G U N G R A V E: have some respect man
KrsNik: I DONT CARE!!!!
- brothers.in.ar: apparently girls feel sorry for u coz we treat you that way
- brothers.in.ar: ppl ask me who u are a lot
- brothers.in.ar: wants to meet you
KrsNik: oh?
G U N G R A V E: hehehe
G U N G R A V E: see? see?
- brothers.in.ar: yeah you got the sympathy vote
- brothers.in.ar: they all love you
KrsNik: and im suppose to be relieved?
G U N G R A V E: so wat words of wisdom do u hav for ur world wide audience?
KrsNik: If u have friends like mine.................
KrsNik: ..........die
brothers.in.ar: niceone
KrsNik: (thanks)
- brothers.in.ar: whats your first sexual experience?
G U N G R A V E: so back to the chicken raqing incident
G U N G R A V E: (i'll ask the next one then)
- brothers.in.ar: ok
- brothers.in.ar: ok scratch that
- brothers.in.ar: what made you wear the chicken suite?
G U N G R A V E: exactly
KrsNik: ITS A HAWK!!!! DAMMMIITT!!!
KrsNik: HAWK!!!
G U N G R A V E: y did u feel the need to dress up like a chicken?
- brothers.in.ar: chicken hawk whats the iference
KrsNik: H A W K
G U N G R A V E: whatever u say to urself to sleep at nite, buddy
KrsNik: thanks bud
G U N G R A V E: why did u need to dress like a "hawk"?
KrsNik: (sarcasm)
KrsNik: ok
KrsNik: u want me to tell u the truth or... u wud feel much better writin ur own comment?
G U N G R A V E: if we wanted to we cud hav just written sumthin up
G U N G R A V E: but we ASKED u
KrsNik: OH I THINK U WILL!!!
KrsNik: ok then...
KrsNik: it was a costume i wore cause i participated in the 'float' on the independence day.
KrsNik: ok?
- brothers.in.ar: we meant who told you to wear it
KrsNik: right ur own COOL FREAKIN COMMENT THEN!!
- brothers.in.ar: like who said you shoudl wear this
- brothers.in.ar: hey
G U N G R A V E: was it ur imaginary friend?
- brothers.in.ar: yeah the one that keeps telling you to rape the chickens
G U N G R A V E: ws it the voice inside ur head?
KrsNik: do i even NEED to ans?
- brothers.in.ar: serious koshey
- brothers.in.ar: was it your cheif?
- brothers.in.ar: who made the costumes?
KrsNik: thats classified information....pass
G U N G R A V E: i think we shud put a disclaime on again saying all the posts are mostly fiction
G U N G R A V E: wud that make u happy?
KrsNik: i dunno wud it make YOU?!
G U N G R A V E: hey man, calm down!
G U N G R A V E: we r tryin to build ur image
KrsNik: ehhe... reallyy!!! u are!!!
KrsNik: fuck you BOTH!!
- brothers.in.ar: hes very uncooporative
G U N G R A V E: yes
G U N G R A V E: this is exactly the kind of thing that motivates the blog
KrsNik: really? wat was the reason u made it?
G U N G R A V E: just fr fun
KrsNik: yea
KrsNik: ok
G U N G R A V E: but then u got famous
KrsNik: oooooooo
KrsNik: ok next qn
G U N G R A V E: what were u thinkin wen u fisrt got into prison X?
KrsNik: how the heck am i suppose to knw? u put me in there... U tell me how i felt
G U N G R A V E: hey!
- brothers.in.ar: comeon dude
- brothers.in.ar: go with it
G U N G R A V E: just beoz i co created this blog doesnt mean IM responsible for everything that happens to YOU
KrsNik: i think it does when.........its YOU who did IT!!!
KrsNik: oh karam.. u think i shud go with this huh?
- brothers.in.ar: look everyone has flaws
- brothers.in.ar: and stupid stories
- brothers.in.ar: like my buruga story and iya's embarrasing advertisment story but we decided to publicly announce your story
- brothers.in.ar: its good that we keep you hidden form the world
- brothers.in.ar: we never tell who you are
KrsNik: ehhe
KrsNik: hmmm
G U N G R A V E: lets just get on with this interview
G U N G R A V E: so have u been approached by a fan?
G U N G R A V E: asked for an autograph?
KrsNik: Thankfully...No
G U N G R A V E: too bad
KrsNik: reall?
G U N G R A V E: that day will comew
G U N G R A V E: and we will celebrate
- brothers.in.ar: ey
- brothers.in.ar: send us an autographed picture of you and we would put it on the internt
G U N G R A V E: hey YEA
G U N G R A V E: that s kewl i dea
G U N G R A V E: give us one , dood!
KrsNik: or else ull do wat u do...and do it urself
G U N G R A V E: i guess
G U N G R A V E: i wish u'd be more coorperative
- brothers.in.ar: we might have to get digital again
- brothers.in.ar: damn you for being so stubborn
G U N G R A V E: i dont like posting ur gayness on the net, u know
G U N G R A V E: u force my hand
- brothers.in.ar: oh, come on, man.. its for the blog!!
- brothers.in.ar: UR blog!!
KrsNik: i cudnt care less abt ur stupid blog!!
KrsNik: im going
KrsNik: good fuckin day!!

And so concluded the interview with Jumanji. This has not been edited. All the original typos and crap are their and i can personally vouch for its authenticity. Hope you enjoyed getting to know the inspiration behing this blog. and may jumanjiwar be filled with many many posts and interesting insights to the suggestive and questionable nature of jumanji.

NOW THATS JOURNALISM!!! CNN CAN KISS MY ASS!!! YEEAAAA!!!