JUMANJIWAR
THE SUGGESTIVE AND QUESTIONABLE NATURE OF JUMANJI
concept; bandey, iya
CONTENTS
Introduction
Rules of War
FAQ's
Disclaimer
INTRODUCTION
The idea is to create a war between two bloggers. After much thought put in to the idea, we came to a conclusion that the only way that we could stimulate a war which would be challenging to us as well as be an entertainment to the readers was to create a a blog where both of us will post articles on a blog with the intention of out doing each other in any way. The only thing common between us was our "love" for a friend named Jumanji. So the point of this blog is to create a picture with the head of Jumanji in it, and tell a story about it.
Fellow Readers, we apologize for the Hiatus. We have returned to battle!
RULES OF WAR
1.Each post should include one picture and a writing about Jumanji, other random pictures can be used to bring light in to context of the writings as examples.
2.The picture should contain the face of Jumanji, or a similar resemblance to the head of Jumanji.
3.All the faces in the picture should have their eyes censored to hide the identity of the person.
4.Pictures should not contain any nudity, however it can contain images which are sexual in nature. (If nudity is a must please keep the offensive areas fully censored.)
5.The writing should be up to 500 words. (However this is only a guideline so it can be less or more than this value. Just don't over exceed by writing a full 300 page essay.)
6.Please refrain from using actual names, unless it is used as a referral. (eg: McDonald's burger)
7.The posts should be turn-based.
FAQ's
1.Who is Jumanji?
Jumanji is a friend whom we like to hangout and have fun
with.
2.Whats Jumanji's real name?
There are many. 90% of the names include "pussy" and "etxra large forehead"
3.Isn't this kind of cruel you guys making fun of him?
GO TO HELL!!! and open a organization called
"helppeoplewhoarebeinginsultedbythierfriendsoninternet" and invite us for the opening. we will bring cake :)
4.He's kinda cute?
did you know he waxes his Forrest of a chest hair??
5.Who would be posting on the blog?
bandey and iya.
6.What do you hope to achieve?
We are aiming for a slightly insane but an enjoyable
pastime.
7.What does Jumanji say to all this? doesn't he mind?
Who the f**k cares? We are doing this for our own selfish reasons and readers enjoyment.
DISCLAIMER
This blogs articles contains events which are purely fictional. If a character in this blog resembles you, it probably isn't coincidental. If you are offended by the material in this blog is because either you don't have any sense of humor or is of underage. The material in this page should not be viewed by anyone under the age of 18. if you are below 18 please leave this blog now. We are not responsible for your actions.
Sincerely
Jumanjiwar Team
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
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1 comments:
keehhaahahaaa. im tryin to write just like i am laughing. anyway, your blogs are the best thing i've read in ages. both legacy of pain and this one. haven't checked the third one yet. but this is awesome. =) cheers to you for the enlightened days.
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